I make her look so much better by comparison and that’s why we’re still dating nearly three years later.

I make her look so much better by comparison and that’s why we’re still dating nearly three years later.

@1 month ago with 1 note
#thestrokes #indie #comedownmachie #cassette

#thestrokes #indie #comedownmachie #cassette

@2 months ago with 1 note
#indie #thestrokes #cassette #comedownmachie 
#socollege?

#socollege?

@8 months ago
#socollege 
  1. problematiquemuser said: WAIT WHAT DAN DAN YOU GOT A BLOW JOB MY CHILD

yes but did you miss that entire story, it makes it better

@8 months ago with 1 note
@8 months ago with 73487 notes
Merry Christmas bitchez #pinecone

Merry Christmas bitchez #pinecone

@9 months ago with 1 note
#pinecone 
Haircut bitches

Haircut bitches

@9 months ago
@9 months ago with 727968 notes
The band after our gig last night #seasoned #bubblin  (at Prost Grill & Garten)

The band after our gig last night #seasoned #bubblin (at Prost Grill & Garten)

@1 month ago
#bubblin #seasoned 

My new sounds:

@3 months ago

It’s like, one of my best friends won’t really talk to me anymore haha I push everyone away haha fun

@8 months ago with 1 note

one time i got a blowjob in a car in a parking lot and then a cop showed up and was like really, in a car and i explained there was no where else to do it and he said get a hotel room and i said but im a poor college student and he totally understood

@8 months ago with 4 notes
#blowjob stories #woo 

"If you don’t speak English, you’re stupid!"

my mom being racist at our family Christmas party
@9 months ago with 2 notes
#merry christmas 
WAZZUP Y’ALL #MERRYCHRISTMAS @CANUCKS #GOCANUCKS

WAZZUP Y’ALL #MERRYCHRISTMAS @CANUCKS #GOCANUCKS

@9 months ago
#merrychristmas #gocanucks 

helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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@9 months ago with 565512 notes