Dan! New York! 19!
It’s like, one of my best friends won’t really talk to me anymore haha I push everyone away haha fun@7 months ago with 1 note
one time i got a blowjob in a car in a parking lot and then a cop showed up and was like really, in a car and i explained there was no where else to do it and he said get a hotel room and i said but im a poor college student and he totally understood@7 months ago with 4 notes
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
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yes but did you miss that entire story, it makes it better@7 months ago with 1 note